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NV30 Specs! gettem here

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NV30: nVidia Rull Force<br><br>Those at nVidia seem to have named their new high-end graphic chip in honour<br>of Alex Rossi, their most hardened supporter.<br>The code-named NV30 will be from now on known as Rull Force 512.<br>The main expected featurs are the following:<br><br>Enlarge Your Penis:<br>This feature allows players to enable the "Enlarge Your Penis" option by<br>paying 15 bucks on the hard side of nVidia's web site.<br>This will make 3D Model's penis to enlarge and become bigger than their very<br>own head in all the 3D games, even the older ones.<br>It could be interesting to see how the developers will have this feature to<br>affect gameplay.<br><br>Boost Your Breast:<br>Like the previous, this feature affects women.<br>In fact, it seems the Rull Force 512 will have a smart Trans-porn & Lighting<br>Engine which will be able to recognize the 3D Model's gender and apply the<br>"Boost Your Breast" and the "Enlarge Your Penis" features only on the<br>appropriate model.<br><br>Sux Aliasing:<br>This Anti-Aliasing Method is meant to completely remove the SUX from all the<br>3D games by enabling 16X Anti-Aliasing while bumping up the fps amount by at<br>least 50%.<br><br>Anisopoopie Filtering:<br>This advanced rendering method allows the Rull Force to enable 1024-tap<br>Anisopoopie Filtering without performance losses, making the players see a<br>clear scene even at the greatest distances. The only problem seems to be the<br>fact this filtering method makes the rest of the scene look crappy, but<br>maybe that's why it's called AnisoPOOPIE.<br><br>Bile Based Rendering:<br>This one makes you see as if you had bile on your glasses. Pretty useless<br>but kinda kewl.<br> <p>vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv <br>Duron 1ghz@1.17ghz(9.5x123)<br>Iwill KK266plus<br>256mb Ram@156mhz cas2 fastest settings<br>C-media hardware 3D sound<br>rustic 4.1 home made sound system<br>Radeon 8500LE 310/340<br>20GB 7200rpm ata100 harddrive(western digital<br>Windows XP pro<br>Yamaha 16x10x40 burner<br>Coming soon...<br>Aureal Vortex2 soundcard</p><i></i>
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